Menace to Society

As all of you are aware, my sweet darling little furry critter of ninja stealth-like death on four paws, raised by demons and subsequently ate them in their sleep, threatened the structure of the evil society of underlings and made the columns of good rumble with word of his reign in the mortal realm and also known as my kitty cat Pi (3.14159...) is celebrating his power by recruiting minions.

Here is Pi in all his regal glory. Notice the snooty king-like look in his eyes. You can see his claws (Yes there are 6 on both front paws) of power as he flaunts them at you. See how he lounges in the dim light of his abode nestled up to his slave who is only allowed to be used as a pillow, to brush his coat at least a hundred strokes of the brush on every hair, to provide the obligatory paper wad, bottle caps and cardboard toilet paper roll to play with and to feed & water his royal highness.

[ed note: after hundreds of dollars spent on the finest toys money can buy for his highness, he invoked the edict that he shall now only play with plastic soda bottle caps, crumpled up pieces of paper, and the cardboard inner core of a toilet paper roll.]

All of his subjects must obey his every whim. If you do not, he will smite you with his unholy power and burn you with his hell fire eyes. As you can see in this next photo, the glowing eyes of minor irritation that he has for me, his slave, for slightly moving underneath the covers. Also be aware that the bright glow at the bottom of the picture is my body right before it burst into flames for inconveniencing his royal highness. Let this be a lesson for everyone, if you feel your body start to glow, run away to escape the stare of the demon kitty.

Pi has taught his minions well and appears to be on his way to global domination if the legal system does not hinder his efforts.

All Hail Pi!